My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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