she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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