i was born a porn star she said
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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