I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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