My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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