Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
