YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She's like a pop up book from hell.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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