dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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