We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
