We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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