Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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