she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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