As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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