I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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