If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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