He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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