As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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