Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"