I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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