I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Enjoy the penises
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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