im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Why did my mother make you get naked?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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