Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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