dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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