Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My liver just had a heart attack.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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