So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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