ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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