Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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