Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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