FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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