Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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