I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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