Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We left the knife in your bed.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
