Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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