So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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