3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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