What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We have so much sex to catch up on
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
