Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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