am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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