I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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