It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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