The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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