i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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