What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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