Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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