I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My dick has a subreddit
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize