is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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