well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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