Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
