Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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