Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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