its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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