Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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