her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I pour the whiskey from now on
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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